Jobsworth

If you ask me, the refund by Steve Jobs of $100 to all those premature ejaculators "early adopters" who bought the iPhone on its release is a subliminal message of the utmost capitalist contempt.

"Here you are, you pop-eyed gullible fools," Jobs is saying. "This is proof that I can get you to pay ridiculous inflated prices just by asking, and to show you how much your money means to me, have some of it back. " The idiots will get down on their bellies in abject gratitude, grasping the C-note in their sweaty fists, and wonder which of Jobs' toys they can spend his bounty on next.

I've declined to provide any links to any Apple products in this poast, thus depriving them of that massive publicity opportunity. So there.