Sunday, 2 September 2007

First class rant

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August 30, 2007 6:43 PM

Whats all this bollocks about white middle-class people listening to classical music. Most white middle-class people wouldn't know what classical music was if it bit em on the arse anyway. Most white middle-class people are generally braindead, profit obssessed members or relations of families that used to be shit poor, but now, thanks to Milton Friedman, Frederich von Hayek and Margaret Thatcher, live in little mansions with perfect green lawns, have a car and 4 by 4 on the drive and annoy every poor fucker they encounter on their holidays abroad. Classical music for these fuck-wits is usually Andrew Lloyd Webber, whose albums they almost always leave 'as if by accident' on the coffee table to impress equally vacant middle-class neighbours, or, poor uneducated Polish itinerant labourers that are unfortunate enough to be working for the tossers. In the said same home one will also probably find albums by Vanessa Mae or, God forbid, Myleene Klass. These are 'Classic FM-ers'. There's nothing remotely 'classic' or, indeed, classy about these people. They wouldn't know their overture from their arsehole. They can only listen to 'choice selected slices' from great music, hence the 'The Greatest Classical Album in the World Ever Vol 50' garbage that adorns the shelves of most retailers of this finest quality shit. Lets get it straight, these fuckin 'money bunnies' are too wrapped up in themselves and the value of their properties to be deeply moved by anything artistic or remotely beautiful, even though they pretend to be.

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