Employment opportunities

This one made me laugh: a Job Day taking place in Brussels at the end of the month, at which companies set out their stalls while young people stroll around trying to figure out their career prospects (hint: whatever you think they are, you're wrong; you will end up doing something else). Here's the English version of the website. And the joke? Guests of honour is Justine Hénin, world number one women's tennis player (at the time of writing) and someone who hasn't worked a day in her life. What a terrible example to set for impressionable young minds.