Poetic justice

World champion guy at eating stuff Takeru Kobayashi is to retire from the "sport" because he has arthritis in his jawal area which makes it almost impossible to open his mouthal orifice.

Hah! Soup for you!

UPDATE: This post is, on reflection, unnecessarily harsh on someone who has never done me any harm. It was someone else entirely, not Kobayashi, who ate my lunch. Even although the warning stickers were securely attached with tape.