Neener neener who's more intelligent? Me! Eat my dust, suckers!

CLEVER BOFFINS of SCIENCE in UNIVERSITIES have done RESEARCH published in the journal SCIENCE to PROVE that firstborns are more intelligent than subsequent siblings, which I suppose is the only kind they have.

Are you getting this, guys? Did you hear that? IT'S BEEN PROVEN! CASE CLOSED! I WON!

Actually they don't read my blog. They think it's stupid.

(via Reuters).

(However SciAm has a different take.)