Do all your most sensitive shopping online.
How fortunate we are. Our forefathers had to go into a shop and be seen purchasing stuff like:
Menopause products (why do they call it a pause when it's actually a complete stop?)
Hemoo Haemho Piles products
A vibrotasticator for massages of course
A douche bag (see: O'Reilly, Bill, synonynonyms for)
Small size condoms
Things for yeast infections
Creams for shaving the vajaja
I've embarrassed myself now, with some of the things I just typed. I have to go and put an ice-pack on my blushes. Excuse me.