Saturday, 11 August 2007

Everything you need to know about blogging

Who the fuck is this aimed at?

How to start a blog in four minutes? Two questions immediately arise:

Why is speed of any importance?
And what the hell took four minutes?

Scariest line: "It all started with a guy named Gutenberg -- Johann, not Steve". That's wrong in every possible way. I bailed at the mention of Anne Frank. That's light-years beyond crass.

Here's a list of the cretins responsible. On the presenter: "Nikki Key began her entertainment career in the third grade landing the role of “Emperor” in “The Emperor’s New Clothes.”"

Nothing much changes.