One for Jefe

InfiniCarb Undefined Hoverbeans
Low-Fat Puffy Kandy
Hypercaffeinated Plurality Munchoids
Recycled Crispy Poppoids
Para-Spacial Crispy MechaBiscuits

All cereal names generated by the Futuristic Cereal Name Generator. And each more scrummy-sounding than the last, if I may say so. Come on, who wouldn't want to start the day with some Fully-Networked Kinetic Celestios?