Monday, 2 July 2007

Who'da guessed?

The most irritating song of all time is "You're Beautiful" by the famous Cockney rhyming slang whiny git James Cunt Blunt, according to a poll.

To get an idea of just how bad Blunt is, here are the top ten entrants, nine of whom he beat:

1. "You’re Beautiful" - James Blunt
2. "Axel F" - Crazy Frog
3. "MMMBop" - Hanson
4. "Mr. Blobby" - Mr. Blobby
5. "Birdie Song" - The Tweets
6. "Shout" - Lulu
7. "Agadoo" - Black Lace
8. "Grace Kelly" - Mika
9. "My Heart Will Go On" - Céline Dion
10. "Macarena" - Los Del Rio

And if you're not nice to me I'll put up the video of the Number One song. Don't put me to the test.