Voices

Image via WikipediaHere's a message from a French lovebird.

This one's from a German wing-commander.

This is one of the boys from the Old Country.

Great fun. The trick to write it so it sounds right. It's harder than you think.

Ask this guy.

HB2U

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Conversation

So I met this guy, right, and I was like, What do you do? and he was like, I'm a plant geneticist specialising in salad greens and I'm all like, Dude get over yourself, I mean it's hardly rocket science.


A punchline pictured yesterday

Jazz legend Lyttelton dies at 86

I'm sorry I haven't a hankie.

BBC NEWS

ETA:

Humph is seated, as you can see, beside the lovely Samantha.

Here's another clip, audio-only this time.

Glad

You have been gladrolled.

Railway tank fail

Fail.

News values

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Flashback

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Last night I dreamed I watched The Puffy Shirt again.

Fifteen years, and still that style hasn't come back into fashion.

Life experience

Image via WikipediaTake a look at this picture of William of Ockham.

You see it? The guy is clean-shaven.

So this is someone who knew a lot about razors, okay? Listen when he says something.

The way things are

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The concept of the Monkeysphere explains society to my complete satisfaction.

Now, what are we going to do about it?

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What Are Some Things You Can't Say?

Well, what are yours? On a macro scale (it does nobody any good not to abort the handicapped) or the micro (I never loved you from the outset)?

Suggestions in comments. 

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LOL cat

A restaurant pictured yesterday
Image via WikipediaEverything you could want to know, you'll find here.

For instance:

A listing of the top restaurant franchises for 2007.

Top Latino chefs US-wide in 2003.

Best workplaces in Canada.

Australia's wealthiest managers.

Most powerful African-Americans in film.

And so on.

The real Borat

"I want to love a girl from the hair to the nipple."

"I wanna sing for Mr The Bee Gees."

The real David Brent

This guy is totally a real-life David Brent. Listen to him speak at the beginning, then get out fast, because the singing part is a big steaming pile.

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