Spotted on Usenet

In a sig:

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Barbeques on fire by the chalets past the castle headland
I watched the gift shops glitter in the darkness off the Newborough gate
All these moments will be lost in time, like icecream on the beach
Time for tea.

Well, it made me laugh. If you don't get it, I'm not going to explain.

Here's the long version of the original.