The following is a list of handy tasting terms for use in describing wine or scent:
Green apples
Seedless grapes
Redcurrants
Lemon oil
Cut grass
Blackcurrants
Popcorn
The feet of a 12-year-old girl splashing in a rock pool
Warm stones
Cordite
A big fat fatty
Crushed revolution
Cat piss
An elderly lady's change-purse
That difficult second album
Bacon cooked by an Irishman
Old newspaper, in facsimile, to mark yours or a friend's birthdate
Eritrea
The last breath of a dying seal-pup
The Aegean Sea
Civet
Psyche
Bathtime
Cod
Warm tar
Rude human parts
Defeat