I say, do get her done, there's a good chap

Ever feel like you'd like to be tougher, but you either can't or won't put in the effort it takes to make you tough, like going to the gym, lifting weights, drinking beer out of the neck of the bottle, getting a mullet, having a distrubed childhood, not being very bright and having a small penis?

Here's the answer: the Tattoo Sleeve. Now you can look like someone whose name or middle name (or preferably both) is Wayne, without going anywhere near a needle.

I understand the researchers at TattooSleeve Inc are now working on a way to make it look as if your front teeth were smashed out, while not interfering with your ability to nibble on carrot sticks.

Here's what the Wayne of tomorrow will be wearing seared into his flesh:



Purty, ain't it?