Gored to death

The Nobel Peace Prize must be the most discredited major award in the world, with previous winners like Henry Kissinger, Menachem Begin, Dr. Crippen and Freddy Kruger out of Nightmare on Elm Street.

Still it's nice to see the right-wingers turning themselves inside out with seething bitterness at the fact that Al Gore has shared the prize this year. How must it be to know that the entire planet is looking from Gore to Bush, and back to Gore, and thinking: "And you voted for the chimp?"


Apologies to all chimps everywhere