Here's a killer offer from Chick Publications, who despite what it sounds like, is a Christian publisher.
An author tour to beat all author tours! Check out the website:
Imagine the book signing: "Could you just put, 'Dear Peter, This one is okay, let him in'"?
Here's a link to some Chick madness. Want to know why the dinosaurs died out? Because people were making them into burgers! It's true. God says so, and He was there!
Yes, I do realise this is shooting fish in a barrel, and yes, I'm suitably ashamed of myself.
PS: Scroll down the page (if you can bear it) and see some familiar hook-nosed Jews. A popular portrayal in some quarters.