There's no such thing as Internet addiction, according to a leading
psychologist dude. Here's
a post on Mind Hacks. And here's
the pdf of his
paper. Not to mention an article in the
scholary journal OMG It's Like You Could Totally Read My Mind. And over 300 results on a search of Google Search. And a
press release.
Whatever gave people such a ridiculous idea in the first place? This breakthrough is great news, and a blow for common sense.
Maybe now they'll let me out of
this place.
An anonymous patient having shameful Interweb pathogens drained from my corpuscles yesterday
